Listen, I've got a cushy setup here on this designer cushion - which by the way, matches my fur better than most people's outfits match their personalities. Sure, I could move, but I've achieved what I call "peak flop position." My human keeps trying to get me to roll over like I'm some circus performer. HONEY, I'm a retired supermodel taking a spa day! When the hand comes in for pets, I give a courtesy roll - you know, just to show I still got it. But between us? My back is now permanently glued to this cushion. I've become one with the fabric. The mortgage is paid. We're in a committed relationship. Luxuriously horizontal and loving it, Sedona (Your Resident Cushion Connoisseur)